Daily Vanguard

January 25th, 2008

Unused jokes: “Your pain is my pleasure”

In today’s article, “Your pain is my pleasure,” I make reference to a fictional (I hope) line of presidential-shaped dildos. Here are the top 5 unused jokes about them, courtesy of myself and Arts Editor Ed Johnson, that we just didn’t feel like wasting. Enjoy!

1. “This must be the only time that Ronald Reagen has given anybody pleasure.”
2. “Taft dildo: For experts only.”
3. “Don’t buy the JFK dildo. It’s covered in blood…and brains.”
4. “Tricky Dick Nixon” (Some are too easy)
5. “Don’t put the Bill Clinton dildo inside of you. You don’t know where it’s been.” (You saw that coming a mile away didn’t you?)

President Taft

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